- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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