- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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