so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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