A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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