what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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