roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Okay, after this one then...

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Granny porn!

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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