- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Im gay What about you

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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