- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up and also down? your mum

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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