- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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