- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Death by kayak

13 =B you just learned something

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Andoni was here

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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