what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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