- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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call me maybe.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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