Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

The cream, it is coming

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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