- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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