- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

alert('The Game')

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

A: Do you like it B: No

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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