why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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