- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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