- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Sarah Palin.

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