What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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