- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

hey hey apple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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