will you like this joke my sources say no

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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