Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Turkeys are obese

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Anti Joke

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