chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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