why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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