- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

a black man walks out of popeyes

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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