Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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I'm Coming

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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