- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo Mama just died.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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