- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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