- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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