- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Yo Mama just died.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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