- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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