- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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