In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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