A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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