what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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it's funny because it's funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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