- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Justin Bieber.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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