What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Dude man, I'm high...

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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