Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Faithful men.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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