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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Who invented apple? God

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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