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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

._____________________. Whale!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Then none of us want to be right.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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