- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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