- Anti Joke

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one