why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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