everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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