- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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