How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

how do you win a game try your best

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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