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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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