- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Poop.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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