teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

cory

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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