- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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