- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A American seeking into mexico

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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