What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

hi mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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