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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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