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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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