Katy Perry

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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