What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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