Knock Knock Who's there

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Jimmy Saville

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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