why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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