- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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