- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Obama = ebola

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

u know whats a crime? rape

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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