Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

how do you win a game try your best

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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