- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Youre mom is so dead...

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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