- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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