Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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