- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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