- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A blonde dies Lololol

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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