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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

The american education system.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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