- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

irish man drinking john smiths

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

boobs!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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