- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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