- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what tall and looks like a jew?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what do you call a black chef glendon

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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