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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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