What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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