Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Knock knock Go away

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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