Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Take wrong turns

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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