- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Bitch

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what looks like a banana? a penis

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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