This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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