- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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