you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Camerons hair is Curly..

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

123 f*ck off

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Anti Joke

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