- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

dat shoe shine tho

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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