Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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