- Anti Joke

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

sorry got to poo

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.