Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Anti Joke

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