- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Male leadership.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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