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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How about that airline food?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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