- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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