- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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