A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do black people eat? Food.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

I am quite mature.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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