What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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