On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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