What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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