- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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