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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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