- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the man die? He was old.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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