how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Y u do dis?

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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