How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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