Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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quantum physics?

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Your mom went to college

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Okay, after this one then...

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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