- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Women's rights

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

get in the car.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Abortion.

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