- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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