What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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