Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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