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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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