why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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kathryn atkins

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Women's Rights..

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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