If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Your mother is so fat.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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