Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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