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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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