- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

All of these jokes are about white people

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Flowers are colors Love me

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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