- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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