"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

what to call someone thats gay zak

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

That is so fetch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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