- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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