- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

read this sentence again.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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