What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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