Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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