- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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