How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

 

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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