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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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