- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

The New York Giants

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock knock.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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