- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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