your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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