- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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