- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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