- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A gay man watches football.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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