How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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HEY!

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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