What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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nolan is gay

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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