Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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