What did the sign say? It said slow down

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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