- Anti Joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

There's my tractor.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

This is a joke.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.