- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I <3 Hitler

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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