- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I walk into a bar...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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