There once was this guy and he fell down

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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