- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

my gramma died

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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