- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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