Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What's the new green? Green

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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