Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why so serious ?

Your so gay, that you like men!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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