- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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