Where's Wally? In a children's book.

This is a joke.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

There's my tractor.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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