There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Anti Joke

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