your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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