what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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