- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

You know what's funny? Rape

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

homosexual rights to marriage

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