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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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