- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Jokes Ki Duniya

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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