- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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