Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Male leadership.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I am quite mature.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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