- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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