- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

alert('The Game')

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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