A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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