Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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