- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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