My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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