What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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swag

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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