compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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