- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

someone called someone else a frog

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

you see theres this guy.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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