My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Womans baksetball...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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