What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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