- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

I used to know what alzheimers was

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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