"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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