Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Male leadership.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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My jeans

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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