Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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