What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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