Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Your Mom The End.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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