- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

whats green and lives in the water

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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