What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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