If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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