- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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