- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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