- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

u know whats a crime? rape

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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