- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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