how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Anti Joke

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