- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

knock knock!? . . No.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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