What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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