- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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