A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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