- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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