knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Kevin and Ramin

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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