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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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