Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Anti Joke

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