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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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