- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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