- Anti Joke

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

I named my son ps2 controller

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache