Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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deez nuts

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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