Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

cory is gay

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Do you play piano? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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