A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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