whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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This is not funny.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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