- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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