- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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