- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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