- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Poop.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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