- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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