- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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