- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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