- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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