- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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