- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Once upon a time a was born

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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