- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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