- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What fires shots? A gun

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.