- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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