If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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