- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I enjoy Popcorn

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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