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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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