- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

whats my name? Matt

i had a black friend once......just kidding

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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