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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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