Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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