How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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i like turtles

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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