Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Michael Brown

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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