- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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