Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Rylan Clark

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Anti Joke

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