- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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