- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

woman's rights

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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