- Anti Joke

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

knock knock who`s there me oh come in