- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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