Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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A dog was barking at a tree

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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