- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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