Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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