- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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