- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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