What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Women's rights

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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