What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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justin beiber sucks

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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