LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Jersey Shore.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Turkeys are obese

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

okay so theres this guy.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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