What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Chris Bosh's neck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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