- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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