- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??