- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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