Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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