- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Where's the soap?

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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