A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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