- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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