- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

And you honored it I see :P

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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