You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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