What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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