"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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