- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I'm Polish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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