What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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