Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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