- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.