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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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