What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Religion.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Mogok Papiti.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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