What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Penis

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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