- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

a man checks his mypsace

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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