hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Burp

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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