How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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