- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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