- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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