- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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