- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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