Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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