- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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